Manchester United are targeting three very expensive players to try and turn around their ailing decade, according to reports coming out of Spain.
The very route-one titled outlet Fichajes (or ‘signings’) write that have three names at the top of their transfer wishlist, which would not only improve their squad but ‘represent a coup of authority’, which sounds a bit sinister if you ask us.
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The three players in question? Well, we’re glad you asked, but we were going to tell you anyway so just shut your big bazoo for a bit, yeah?
Newly-crowned Serie A title winner is the first on the list. The 25-year-old Italy international has been a key part of an impressive defence this season, with his performances at centre-back helping Simone Inzaghi’s side keep more clean sheets (19) than they have conceded goals (18) in the league this season.
A £69m price tag (nice) has reportedly been slapped firmly on Bastoni’s behind if United want to take him away from San Siro, where he has plied his trade since he was a teenager.
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The next is who has been linked with a move to Old Trafford for so long that it’s actually referenced in the Canterbury Tales, but who has resolutely remained at Barcelona since 2019.
Reports last month suggested United were willing to go up to while new reports over the weekend suggested they had
By our reckoning, that means they are raising their bid by £16.02 every minute, with the tuppence presumably being compensation for how much ink and paper the Barcelona fax machine is getting through as a result.